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#1
My 6yo told his teacher we had no food in the house so she sent a flyer home with him for the local food bank. Go-Gurt, we had no Gogurt.
— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) January 9, 2024
#2
My daughter called me the other day and after a little while just said “well I’m out of things to talk to you about” and hung up
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 1, 2024
#3
“I don’t want the orange juice with the fruit meat”. - my 6yo referring to pulp as fruit meat
— Princess (@themultiplemom) January 1, 2024
#4
Have kids so someone who’s never driven a car in their life can criticize your driving.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) January 6, 2024
#5
My wife and I have been married for 10 years and we no longer feel the need to say “See you later, love you” when either of us leaves the house. Instead, I now say “Try not to miss me” and she responds with “I won’t”.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) January 5, 2024
It’s true love.
#6
I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.
— Stacey (@skittle624) January 4, 2024
#7
9 year old girls need Strawberry Shortcake dolls, sticker books, and ribbon barrettes- not Uggs, Stanley cups, and $150 hair appointments.
— Yesterday Girl🎈 (@yesterdaygirly) January 6, 2024
#8
Let’s get married and have kids so instead kicking off the weekend with a romantic dinner, you can set the alarm for a 6AM hockey practice while I chase an 8 year through the house with an incomplete reading log.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 5, 2024
#9
My toddler strung four words together for the first time. He said ‘stop talking to me.’ My heart is full.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) December 29, 2023
#10
Marriage is spending years walking around your house muttering, “that wouldn’t have happened if I lived by myself”
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 28, 2023
#11
i’m intermittent fasting so i have to finish this carrot cake really quick before 5 pm
— nika (@nikalamity) December 20, 2023
#12
Every craft store needs an aisle labeled So Your Child Has a School Project Due Tomorrow.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 19, 2023
