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#1
on one hand eating an entire sleeve of girl scout cookies for lunch is probably unhealthy, but on the other hand, you gotta support the troops
— ret (@rad_milk) January 5, 2018
#2
I was buying Girl Scout cookies and trying to practice self control so I grabbed ONE box and asked “u have change for a $20?” And this lil girl really goes “I mean ya, but u could just buy 5 boxes instead?” So long story short I now have 5 boxes of cookies
— Mitch (@themitchellford) February 21, 2019
#3
The Girl Scouts are out and about. Be careful out there.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) February 17, 2024
#4
My husband can eat an entire box of girl scout cookies in one sitting with no repercussions but if I make eye contact with a sleeve of tagalongs I gain 3 pounds
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 30, 2023
#5
Spent $275 at the
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) March 1, 2024
grocery store:
$30 on groceries
$245 on Girl Scout cookies
#6
Heard my kid say, "I'm sorry, but my mom doesn't talk to strangers when she's home unless girl scout cookies are involved" when he answered the front door, so obviously I have a favorite now.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) March 8, 2023
#7
If I don't have coworkers or Facebook, do I just have to find girl scout cookies in the wild?
— Lazor (@Lazor2828) February 22, 2024
#8
trying to convince my sister to be a girl scout so our family has a cookie plug
— ᴀʟᴇx (@peachflavoredx) February 4, 2018
#9
Only a serial killer would eat one Thin Mint. It’s a sleeve or none at all, people.
— Elizabeth Reaser (@reasereaser) February 25, 2019
#10
Are Girl Scout cookies Keto
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 25, 2020
#11
i order my girl scout cookies from several different girl scouts so nobody has a full count of the boxes i've eaten i don't have time for that negativity it's cookie season goddammit
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) March 13, 2023
#12
If you are rude to me & then you have the tenacity to ask me to buy Girl Scout Cookies from your kid-I'll take 50 boxes of Thin Mints please
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) June 14, 2017
#13
Yeah, I ate 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies today and I’ll do it again tomorrow, too. What are you doing to support female entrepreneurs?
— Criminelle Law (@CriminelleLaw) February 11, 2019
#14
My wife bought three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies so now I have to find three boxes of replacement Girl Scout Cookies before she gets home.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 27, 2018
#15
There’s happiness, and then there’s finding your hidden stash of Girl Scout cookies you had forgotten about.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) March 13, 2023
#16
The first mistake was buying $67 worth of Girl Scout cookies. The second was having them delivered when nobody else was home.
— Suki (@skickwriter) February 8, 2023
#17
Me: Do these cure existential despair?
— Nina Bargiel, probably (@slackmistress) February 23, 2017
Girl Scout: They're Thin Mints.
Me: Seven boxes, please.
#18
Girl Scout, looked me dead in the eyes and said "I got what you need"
— Tabitha Lipkin (@TabithaLipkin) March 6, 2017
Me: You got the s'mores cookies?
GS: You'll take thin mints.#Savage
