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#1
What the studies say: one lazy day per week improves your health
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 23, 2024
What I hear: I’m gonna live forever
#2
I'm not lazy I just really enjoy doing nothing for long periods of time
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) March 19, 2015
#3
googles "fun things to do with your kids"
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 24, 2025
skims results
googles "fun things to do with your kids if you're lazy"
#4
Only shaving the parts of my legs where the holes in my jeans show skin isn’t lazy, it’s efficient
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) December 11, 2021
#5
which idiot level is it when you lie to avoid plans with neighbours but forget they can literally see your lazy ass at home watching tv
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) July 23, 2023
#6
There is a fine line between "I'm the only one awake - I love drinking my coffee in silence" to "I'm the only one awake? When are these lazy-asses going to get up?"
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) August 31, 2019
#7
He’s so lazy😂 pic.twitter.com/CWRNiHfkqJ
— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) January 25, 2024
#8
I keep the house much cleaner when I'm parenting solo because there's nobody I can be mad at for being lazy but myself.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) November 12, 2020
#9
I was going to mow the lawn but I'm lazy and also it will all be covered in snow in 4 months anyway so why bother
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 6, 2020
#10
You know what I’m like in the morning…lazy
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 13, 2023
-my kid, speaking for all of us
#11
I’ve determined why I don’t like gardening, I’m too lazy for that kind of commitment.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) August 13, 2024
#12
My 6yo started filling tupperware with water. I told her not to make a mess, and she said ok. Idk why, but I trust her... or maybe I just want to sit and be lazy for a couple min.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 9, 2023
#13
am I the only one who puts in their old phone # in at Kroger for the Kroger plus discount because they're too lazy to update it? Hope that person enjoys all the points
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 30, 2025
#14
am I the only one who puts in their old phone # in at Kroger for the Kroger plus discount because they're too lazy to update it? Hope that person enjoys all the points
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 30, 2025
#15
I still don’t understand why anyone would ever want to drive a stick shift. Be lazy like the rest of us.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) April 1, 2024
