*sitting and folding clothes*

8yo: You're doing laundry again? You must really love doing laundry.

— Hollie Harris (@allholls) July 21, 2025

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) July 21, 2025

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

— Julie Banderas (@JulieBanderas) July 21, 2025

My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 21, 2025

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places

— Μαρια Κιτρινη (@greek_heanen) July 22, 2025

If you’re trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck

— Shannon (@gardengirl125) July 22, 2025

My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 21, 2025

Girls will be like “I’m in a really good place right now“ and they’re in the candle aisle at Target.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) July 23, 2025

husband: you should get out more

me: *goes to Target*

husband: not like that

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 22, 2025

There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine

— Jason, ex inferis (@benedictsred) July 22, 2025

will 100 Texas roadhouse rolls cure my depression? Idk but there's only one way to find out.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 21, 2025

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

— ѕєиɪ (@zalatwicc) July 14, 2025

healthy me did the grocery shopping and now i’m standing in my kitchen wishing i had Snacks

— erika (@yeeeerika) July 21, 2025

As a teacher I know that any time I have to purchase new underwear I will, without fail, run into a student and their entire family

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 18, 2025

I've got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in middle the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

— Darla (@ddsmidt) July 17, 2025