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#1
Eggo waffle commercials always take place in way too nice of a kitchen.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 10, 2015
#2
My 5yo knows how to make 100 different mods in Minecraft, but can't cut his own waffle.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 23, 2015
#3
I hope one day my child can forgive me for putting syrup on her waffle when she wanted to pour it herself.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) September 27, 2024
#4
Suggested that my 5yo put jam on his waffle since we ran out of syrup, and judging by the look on his face, I will be hearing from his lawyer
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 12, 2023
#5
I got in yet another verbal altercation at the waffle maker stand at the hotel free breakfast buffet.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 7, 2018
Intense times we are living in.
#6
*Checks Fitbit after aggressively cutting up Belgian waffle*
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 29, 2015
#7
Thoughts and prayers for 3 whose waffle toasted when he put it in the toaster this morning.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) January 25, 2022
#8
BOSS: why were you late?
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) July 26, 2016
ME: [thinking back to filling each waffle trap with the exact same amount of syrup] traffic
#9
I remember a time when the biggest thing people would fight over was who gets the Eggo Waffle.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 24, 2025
#10
The day I pour the right amount of waffle batter in the waffle iron is the day I play the lotto.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) February 11, 2015
#11
What’s it like having 4 boys?
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 21, 2023
My son just threw a waffle into the ceiling fan so he could see what would happen, with all of his brothers cheering him on.
Send help.
#12
“The children are our future” I whisper to myself as my 7yo takes his drinking cup at the hotel breakfast buffet and fills it to the brim with waffle batter
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) June 27, 2023
#13
7yo dropped a big piece of his waffle on the ground and groaned that it was ruined. I told him to pick it up, blow on it, and eat it. He gave me a serious look and said, "I'm not that guy."
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 24, 2025
#14
Toddler found a half-eaten waffle on the floor, so I guess I don't have to worry about her dinner.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 12, 2021
#15
I just saw how much nutella my daughter put on her waffle and will now be calling it notella.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) May 13, 2019
As in, no(way in hell I'm buying it again)tella.
#16
My daughter made me breakfast in bed (a protein bar and a protein waffle) and the mess in the kitchen was…not proportionate.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) August 10, 2025
#17
me: good morning!
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 17, 2023
7 year old: one way to keep a robber from stealing your jewelry is to fill your house with tnt and when he breaks in to blow it all up. Oh...but then your jewelry and house blow up. Nevermind, that plan won't work. Can I have a waffle?
me: good morning!
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 17, 2023
7 year old: one way to keep a robber from stealing your jewelry is to fill your house with tnt and when he breaks in to blow it all up. Oh...but then your jewelry and house blow up. Nevermind, that plan won't work. Can I have a waffle?
