McDonald’s forgot the chicken nuggets in my daughter’s happy meal and she said “well I guess this is a sad meal now”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 7, 2022

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 1, 2022

There needs to be a parenting book called “What To Expect - The Teen Years” because this is some next level bullshit.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) May 20, 2024

It’s raining and my 3.5yo says his knee is acting up. So, it’s safe to say we spend too much time with grandpa.

— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) April 18, 2024

My son made breakfast by himself this morning and by made breakfast I mean he broke 6 chocolate chip cookies into a bowl, poured milk over it and ate it like cereal.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) December 8, 2021

Me: *on my deathbed*

My daughter: can we get Starbucks?

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) May 31, 2024

Sometimes when I’m bored I like to post a picture of my child’s car seat buckled incorrectly to a Facebook mom group.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 12, 2024

Packing for a 4 days beach trip for me, my husband, a preschooler and a baby and it legit took me 3.5 hours. I think I moved out of my college dorm faster than this tbh

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 5, 2024

Research: Kids are having too much screen time.

School: Let’s put everything online.

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 22, 2024

My 6yo has a plan to earn money for a playstation

Step 1. Find a huge diamond

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 4, 2024

My 8 year old told me a boy proposed at school and she accepted and this will be her second marriage so I told her she’s going to get a reputation.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) June 5, 2024

[Consoling my daughter]
We’re all just trying our best, sweetie.

10 y/o brother from different room: Well I’m not!

— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) May 16, 2024

I just watched my son get a knot out of his shoelace with the tine of a fork and then put it back in the silverware drawer and OMG! HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE DONE THIS?!

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 11, 2022

Husband: You’ve got to hold on a second, I can’t do everything at once!

7: because you’re not a mom?

Husband: yes

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 21, 2024

My daughter got to pack her own lunch for the last day of school and it included a donut, 2 bags of chips, a shaker of sprinkles, and 1 tiny baby carrot because “it’s important to be healthy”

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 30, 2024

Oh no a child is bothering me in a grocery store I couldn't possibly simply walk away and never see that child again in my entire life.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 4, 2024

If I can pee into a tiny cup at the doctor’s office that I have to hold myself, why can’t boys pee into a giant bowl bolted to the floor?

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) September 11, 2022

“Summertime and the livin’s easy”

You don’t have kids do you?

— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) June 3, 2024

I duck my head down while driving into underground parking garages to make my car fit, in case you wondered what kind of superior intellect I’ve passed down to my kids.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) February 8, 2022