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#1
People’s IQs should be presented like the weather:
— Paola (@_Pa0la___) July 26, 2025
Actual IQ: 125
Feels like: 97
#2
I'm just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking it to tell me in written words how to make the recipe and not make me watch a video
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 30, 2025
#3
when payday is the day before rent day it’s like the money is giving me a little wave as it’s on its way to my landlord
— carl 🥦 (@NightlifeMingus) July 31, 2025
#4
Shoutout to those who know not to stop in the middle of a roundabout.
— SeaShell (@DianeP89) July 29, 2025
#5
at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine
— barrel rolls (@barrel_rolls) July 29, 2025
#6
see how I manage my anxiety. Very not at all. Very caffeinated. Very in bed.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 28, 2025
#7
“I will definitely remember this password variation” and other lies we tell ourselves
— Mags (@maggiemayyybe) July 31, 2025
#8
I’m in perimenopause and my daughter is on the cusp of puberty so it’s SUPER CHILL in my house right now.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) July 30, 2025
#9
*after picking out some new clothes for 8yo at a clothing store*
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) July 31, 2025
Me: Ok, now I'm going to look for some clothes for me.
8yo: Why? You said we were going back-to-school shopping. You're not going back to school.
#10
I’ve decided to stop going to therapy and get a baby goat instead.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) August 1, 2025
#11
Whenever my toddler is about to do something he's not supposed to he says ‘don't look at me,’ and that's how I know he's not cut out for a life of crime.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) July 28, 2025
#12
Every Friday: can't wait to get my life together over the next 48 hours
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 27, 2025
Every Sunday: oh no
#13
just learned i have been confidently wearing my shirt on backwards this entire day
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) August 1, 2025
#14
don’t ever tell me some bullshit like “north” and “south”
— lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ (@kristilline) July 31, 2025
#15
Me: *can’t find the price on an item*
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 30, 2025
Brain: Don’t say it.
Don’t say it.
Don’t…
Me: Must be free!
